Monday, March 28, 2011

Composition about Stefania

Stefania is one of the most interesting and profound persons in our class. I don’t know very much about her everyday life and background. She seems like a very fragile and sensitive person but when you get to know her closer, listening to the stories about her profession and regular life, you start to understand what kind of outstanding woman she is. She used to work as a doctor in an emergency room in Italy. It explains a lot. She had to make instant correct decisions. She had to be cool but at the same time kind and honest. It is not an easy job but Stefania does it well!!!
Stefania is a super-mom, having 4 kids but still organized enough to make time to take English classes.
She is very creative. When our group came to make our presentation about Europe, she wrote a beautiful poem about Italy.
I enjoy talking to her and I’m happy to meet such a wonderful person as Stefania.

The Gadgets of Tomorrow are Here Today


LEVEL-CLASSES SYSTEM (a story from personal teaching experience)

I was a new teacher in Russia during the early 90-s. At that time, a new theories came out that suggested that children should be assigned to different classes based on their abilities. That is to say, all the bright kids together in one class, all the average - in another class and so on.
Now, in the Russian system "5" is the highest grade, and "2" - is the lowest, or failing grade. So, according to this theory, the classes in the school where I taught, were divided up.
The least capable class had about 15 student in it, of whom 3 were regular two-level students. The students in all the classes quickly figured out what was going on.
Interestingly, by the end to the school year, all of the students in the least capable class had became regular "2" level students.
Apparently, the students in this class modeled themselves on the 3 who were the worst students at the beginning of the year. The next year this practice was dropped and students of all levels of capability were mixed together in all the classes.
It would appear, that the students "understood" that they were being given a "message" about what was expected of them. The students internalized (accepted) this message and turned it into their own expectations for themselves.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Wide World of Weird Fashion

Wide World of Weird FashionBased on materials from the AOL News Weird News article "The Straight Poop on Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses."Hello everyone!
I am Monika Garske from the Wide World of Weird Fashion on AOL News. I am so excited to announce the Seventh Annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest. I have here in the studio with me Mrs. Susan Bain, the founder of a Website known as Cheap Chic Weddings.
Good morning, Susan.
Good morning, Monika.

Tell me, Susan, when did you decide to start this contest?It was almost seven years ago in 2005.

Who is behind this interesting project?First of all, Cheap Chic Weddings sponsors this contest. Every year my mom, my sister and I participate in the judging process and the selection of the winners
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How do you select the winner? What are your criteria?Each and every entry is judged by the same criteria: beauty of the dress, use of toilet paper, originality and creativity.

How do contestants demonstrate their creativity?Ohh, many ways . . . for example, I remember one lady who made beautiful flowers using wet, colored toilet paper. Another made a traditional gown with blue details. Yet another used origami-style folds to add details to her dress.

Who can participate in your contest?Any person who is able to complete their toilet paper creations in six weeks, and the dress must be able to actually be worn and taken on and off without falling apart.

What kind of materials and tools are allowed?The materials allowed are tape, glue, and, most importantly, toilet paper. No tools other than needle and thread can be used.

Why did you decide on toilet paper?Well, I don’t think anyone will actually wear a toilet paper dress to her wedding - at least not so far. But I hope the fact that a beautiful dress can be made for only about $20, instead of spending thousands of dollars for a dress she will only wear for a couple of hours, will help brides start thinking about budget-conscious alternatives for their big day. And that is what Cheap Chic Weddings is all about.

Thank you, very much, Susan. I look forward to seeing the results of this year’s contest.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. In addition to the duct tape prom dress and tuxedo, the toilet paper bridal gown is the next step in do-it-yourself fashion, made from materials you have around the home. It’s both fashionable and cheap! At least it’s cheap from the perspective of money for the material - not so cheap in time and patience! Maybe you will look at your toilet paper with a little more respect next time you are in the bathroom.
So long and see you next time on the Wide World of Weird Fashion!

Monday, February 21, 2011

"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr.Seuss (remix)


"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr.Seuss (remix)
I don’t think
I will eat them, man!
Because they are green,
And I am Sam.
I don't think such a kind of food
For human’s stomach will be good.
I knew a man whose name was Ben.
He used to eat green eggs and ham
And so he ate
And after that he felt a little kind of bad
He felt bad even in the bed!
He felt bad even in a box!
He felt bad even with a fox!
He felt bad even in a house!
He felt bad even with a mouse!
He felt bad even here and there!
He felt bad even anywhere!
And I would say that none of men
Should ever try green eggs and ham!!!!!!!!`

bonus Animated story "Green eggs and ham"

Sunday, February 20, 2011

President Larisa Balances Budget

President Larisa Balances Budget
In her first press conference, President Larisa presented a balanced budget to the American people.
The first item discussed in the press conference was the President's first priority in the budget. " I belive that it helps realise our preferenses. I mean the main goals of our Democrat programe. ," the President said.
The President's budget called for 30% to fund education; 5% to support the military; 10% to be spent on crime prevention; 25% to fund the environment; and 30% to finance health care.
The President explained why less money was given to certain budget items. " We are plannig to try the best for peacful and safe World. Military is lowest budget priority but it is very important for us.," the President explained.



President Larisa Names Top Advisors
During the news conference, the President also named her advisors, selecting Francesca Famous, Dr. Teresa Thermometer, and Thomas Teacher.
" Dr. Teresa Thermometer and Thomas Teacher were chosen for our team because they are Democrats. They are presented very important ideas for our new president`s programm. Ms. Francesca Famous is a very important person for us, because she proposed financial support for us.," the President announced.
On concluding her press conference, the newly sworn-in President of the United States continued to perform her first full day of duties.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Reflection on Friday's lesson

On Friday we analyzed the situation in the class.  We worked in the textbook.  We learned vocabulary for personality traits, working individually and in groups.  We learned how to create our own blogs.

What did I learn:
Many in the class feel that they should be in a lower-level class - this one seems to be at a level too difficult for us.  So at least now I know I am not alone in this.

What do I now know:
I am comforted by this, that I am not the only one having difficulties at this level.  It has helped me make the decision to stay in the class because I can learn from the examples of the students in the class who are more advanced, I like the members of the class and the teacher too.

What will I do now:
I will stay in this class and work to improve my capacity.  I will study new words and expand my vocabulary.

Reflection on "Twilight of the Books" from The New Yorker

Introduction:
The thesis of Caleb Crain’s article in The New Yorker is that reading is on the decline in America. Some of the research he quotes indicates that the more people watch television, the less they read - and perhaps the less they are able to read. However, people who read more tend to be more active than non-readers. Crain suggests that it may be dangerous for a democracy to lose the reading habit.
Quotes:
According to the article "What Will Life Be Like If People Stop Reading?", the state of reading and readers is in decline. However, I do not agree with this statement, nor with the research methodology used in the article. What is reading? And what is a reader? The first reason I disagree is that many people, including myself, read newspapers on the Internet. The second reason is that, as recently as two decades ago we did not have many digital books. And the final reason is that many readers go to the library to read instead of buying books.
According to Editor & Publisher Year Book, "in 1970 there were 62.1 million weekday newspapers in circulation - about 0.3 papers per person. Since 1990, circulation has declined steadily, and in 2006 there were 52.3 million weekday newspapers - about 0.17 person." I agree with this research, because I think people don’t have enough time for reading newspapers. I think watching TV is easier than reading newspapers. And I also think that people can read newspapers online at their convenience when searching on the Internet, and also at work.
According to Caleb Crain, the Department of Education says "More alarming are indications that Americans are losing not just the will to read but even the ability." I know that is not only an American problem, because:
- many people all over the world prefer easier ways to get information;
- there has been an explosion in the last century of non-written media: radio, sound
recordings (music), the telephone, films and TV;
- in my professional experience as a teacher in other countries: students who read less
are less able to express themselves orally or in writing.
Conclusion:
Personally, I will pay more attention to reading while learning English, both for increasing my knowledge and for its effect on my brain. In my family, I will try to help my daughter read more and watch less TV and YouTube. Finally, I will tell everyone about the benefits of reading, both personally and in lectures as I talk about education.

10 reasons to study English

What our team came up with:

10.  In order to feel better in the community.
9.  To understand all the communication media.
8.  Make a lot of friends.
7.  Use it for traveling (as an international language)
6.  To hold a good conversation in English
5.  To help our kids with their homework
4.  Better communication with our kids and their friends.
3.  Getting a better job and improving educational level.
2.  To understand American people
1.  To be confident in American society

Welcome to my new blog

My name is Larisa.  I am starting this blog as part of my efforts to learn better English.  I am taking classes at the Pimmit Center in Virginia near Washington, D.C.  I will be posting how the classes are going, some of my homework assignments, some interesting photographs, and other writings on this blog.  So, welcome to my blog.  I hope you find my blogs interesting, and can help me with comments or conversations.