Monday, February 21, 2011

"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr.Seuss (remix)


"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr.Seuss (remix)
I don’t think
I will eat them, man!
Because they are green,
And I am Sam.
I don't think such a kind of food
For human’s stomach will be good.
I knew a man whose name was Ben.
He used to eat green eggs and ham
And so he ate
And after that he felt a little kind of bad
He felt bad even in the bed!
He felt bad even in a box!
He felt bad even with a fox!
He felt bad even in a house!
He felt bad even with a mouse!
He felt bad even here and there!
He felt bad even anywhere!
And I would say that none of men
Should ever try green eggs and ham!!!!!!!!`

bonus Animated story "Green eggs and ham"

Sunday, February 20, 2011

President Larisa Balances Budget

President Larisa Balances Budget
In her first press conference, President Larisa presented a balanced budget to the American people.
The first item discussed in the press conference was the President's first priority in the budget. " I belive that it helps realise our preferenses. I mean the main goals of our Democrat programe. ," the President said.
The President's budget called for 30% to fund education; 5% to support the military; 10% to be spent on crime prevention; 25% to fund the environment; and 30% to finance health care.
The President explained why less money was given to certain budget items. " We are plannig to try the best for peacful and safe World. Military is lowest budget priority but it is very important for us.," the President explained.



President Larisa Names Top Advisors
During the news conference, the President also named her advisors, selecting Francesca Famous, Dr. Teresa Thermometer, and Thomas Teacher.
" Dr. Teresa Thermometer and Thomas Teacher were chosen for our team because they are Democrats. They are presented very important ideas for our new president`s programm. Ms. Francesca Famous is a very important person for us, because she proposed financial support for us.," the President announced.
On concluding her press conference, the newly sworn-in President of the United States continued to perform her first full day of duties.